Things That Happen After Death According to Science

#4 Beauty And Its Beast

When you die, all those body parts that aren’t real will (obviously) react differently to the Last Rites. People with breast implants and hip replacements will have a slightly different funeral.

After creation, what is left is metal and bones. However, women with breast implants who are cremated leave behind a sticky gelatinous goo that trickles down the pyre and has to be cleaned separately once it cools down.